SPICE RACK REHAB: A LUMBERJACK'S LAMENT

This here mess is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be tidy, like a fresh cut of website lumber. Now? It's a wreck of dusty jars and crumbling bottles. I can't even find the cinnamon when I need it for my famous campfire coffee. This ain't just a kitchen problem, this is an existential quandary. I gotta